Truer than fiction....

With Kate Gosselin having custody of the 8 kids, I wonder how they will turn out.....



Let's just be thankful that the nannies are the one caring for the kids.... And Kate has little to zero relationship with her kids now that the cameras are gone.

She can spend the rest of her time on her website selling red paint as " Organic beauty product".

And her stupid fans are none the wiser. "Hi Kate, I love your beauty products. It really works!" - Dumb sheeple

Kate takes a trip to China Town so the kids can experience their own culture?

 In the above shot, Kate asked Jamie, "wouldn't this look great on our bed?".
On this Episode of Queen Kate Plus Eight, Katie Irene, not knowing the difference between China Town and Koreatown, takes the kids on a shopping spree in China Town. While strolling through the shopping center, they came across a t-shirt with a Chinese symbol for "8". Ecstatic about the find, Kate bargains with the store owner.

Katie: Hey, do you know who I am?
Shop owner: No, who are you?
Katie: I'm Kate Gosselin. I'm on TV and I'm famous.
Shop owner: Really? You on TV?
Katie: Yes, see the camera crew, we're filming right now! And I like this shirt here.  Can I get eight of them for free? 
Shop owner: Laughs historically. For free?  I give you 8 free shirts, tomorrow I close down store.
Katie: But, I'm Kate Gosselin. I have 8 kids.  I was in bed rest for 30 weeks.
Store owner:  Well, I'm an immigrant, working 15 hours a day.  My wife and I spend most of our days negotiating with people like you while our 5 kids at home have barely anything.
Katie: Speechless, because Kate doesn't understand what hard work is. So she cries. "boo whoo wah wah". 
Shop owner: Okay don't cry, you look like nice girl & your wife looks nice too. I tell you what. Since there is a camera in my face, I don't want to look bad, I tell you what, I will give you big discount, if you buy 8 shirts today.
Katie: Throws a temper tantrum.  Refuses to pay for anything and Steve has to intercept and pull Kate away.  He apologizes to the shop owner and tells him that Kate thinks she's a super star.  Please forgive us.
Kate walks away in disgust. Look how pissed she is.

Of course this is all just for show. There is no way in hell Katie would wear anything from China Town. Unless it's one of those Ethnic Style Clothing. Maybe Katie will dress them up in Chinese Style Clothing to remind her kids of their Korean Heritage.

       

Before heading to China Town. Kate and the kids were at a train station. Here is a snapshop of Kate having a blast while Alexis talks to complete stranger? BESTest mom in the world!

Jamie & Kate Plus 8 Premiers!

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The family takes a trip to a Local Family restaurant where the kids enjoy a hot meal for the very first time in 8 months. Each kids were given 1/2 of a chicken sandwich this time around. (They usually get 1/4, but Kate was feeling extra nice that day). Side dishes include a cup of mixed fruits and a carton of JuicyJuices. Kate acknowledges that the meal isn't organic, but the kids deserves this treat because they are working hard.

For this episode, Jamie makes her special (but permanent) guest appearance on the show serving as Kate's right hand man & personal trainer. Yeah, I said it, "man". Rumors of Kate not "sleeping" with a man in over 11 months is in fact true. Since Jamie really isn't a man. Although her sixpack is to die for.

Jon decides to drop by, because he's hungry too. He was tipped off by a paparazzi that the family was having a hot meal over at Austin's. The tups see Jon and run to him with excitement. TLC and Kate are pissed and they turn the cameras off. As the kids didn't look happy at all with Kate the entire day. Kate interrupts the gathering and tells the tups to go sit down. Steve tells Jon to go home, but Jon refuses as he misses his kids, and is hungry too. Kate decides to grab her purse and hand Jon a $10 bill. Jon is happy and leaves without a fight.

Steve is still around, while you don't see him in this episode, he is standing in the corner just a few feet away. Making sure her purse (carrying the zoloft) is in arms reach just in case.

The episode ends with Jamie and Kate heading to Ikea to purchase bedroom furniture where they run into an old friend and previous helper, Beth Carson. Beth asked Kate for her "cut" of the Book, "Multiple Blessings". Kate decides to throws a temper tantrum but Jamie is there to calm her down by putting Kate in a rear naked choke. Steve then shoves a pill of Zoloft into Kate's mouth and all is good.

Next Episode: Another trip to Henry's Market. Where the kids shove their fingers into all the fruits and vegetables costing the Organic Farmer over $20,000 in damages. Kate doesn't apologize but she does walk away with $15 worth of groceries. Kate feels that her presence alone is more than enough to cover the 20k in damages.

Episode 2: Trip to Discovery Cove

Episode 1: Tups 6h Birthday

The "Learning' Channel Presents

On this Episode of Queen Kate Plus 8, the kids are taken out of school for the 3rd day straight. Instead, they head off to Florida for more documented family trips. Without Jon of course. From previous episodes, we learn that Kate tries to make every "trip" a learning experience for the kids.

Because Kate is so creative and so in touch with today's children, she decides that it was 'her idea' to come up with this wonderful trip to the Discovery Cove in Orlando Florida. She reminds us several times that this was her idea while speaking to the camera as the kids run around with no adult supervision. Well besides grown men filming every moment of it.


In one scene, "Can-do" Kate was spotted kissing the fishes. For the very 1st time in 14 months, Kate finally got some action from someone other than Jamie Cole Ayers. Besides being cool, Kate teaches her kids that germs do not hurt us and that it is okay to get dirty and kiss things when the camera person tells you to. Always listen to the camera crew. No matter what kids!

The next exhibit the children are seeing will be the Walrus exhibit. The kids and of course the viewers are very disgusted by this scene. As we get to see this walrus and in it's glory.


Previous Episodes: Kids celebrate their 6th birthday

The 'Learning' Channel Presents........

Today's Parenting Lesson is brought to you in part by TLC and Fisher Price.

On this episode of Queen Kate Plus 8, viewers will learn how to bribe their children and "earn a living" by exploiting their kids. Bribes includes: expensive toys, hot meals, field trips and a chance to spend time with their own father. But first, this must obey the Queen. "Look at the camera and smiles kids".

In this Episode, the tups are celebrating their birthday for the 3rd day straight. The 1st day involved a celebration with "mommy" and no camera crews were allowed at the home. Only paid employees disguised as "friends" and special guests the kids personally invited. Of course INFdaily was invited to "document" the event.

On 2nd day, their father surprised the kids and picked them up at the bus stop. The kids looked really happy to see him. They celebrated with their father at his very own newly acquired apartment just 15-20 minutes away from the McMansion. Why wasn't Jon invited the 1st day? Don't know. Nevertheless, the kids of course, must stand on the balcony for a few minutes so that the INFdaily crew can shoot a few photos to "document" the event.

On the 3rd day, the tups are finally "allowed" to play with their brand new gifts. Kate was feeling extra nice today so the kids were allowed to ride around in their little power wheels. Ignore the yelling and the evil eyes. The picture doesn't show it, but Kate is really enjoying her time with her kids. I know, because she reminds us all the time. Don't let the look on her face fool you. She's enjoying every minute of it.

Remember when someone starts off by saying "Honestly, truthfully, to be honest", before they make their statement, we know that they are "honestly" telling us the very truth.

Honestly, I kid you not.

Previous Episodes: The Premiers - A visit to Austin's

Kate Gosselin dancing without makeup and Tony

Kate Gosselin rehearsing the Paso Doble w/o makeup and w/o Tony. She did pretty good.

What they will say to Tiger, but wont dare say to Kate

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Go over and read the comments. It's funny how they are bashing Tiger. That he shouldn't be working and making ends meet. Instead, he should get help and try to work on his marriage and be with the kids.

But when it comes to Kate. They're all, "Kate needs a TV show, she needs to travel and make money". Remember, Kate REFUSED marriage counseling and was the one who broke it off with Jon in October 2008.

Note the picture of Kate dragging her kids to do TV interviews and denying her own kid drinking water. Look how miserable the kids look with Kate Gosselin.

Also see:Her OWN kids doesn't even want to sit next to her.

Eight Lil' Piles

Kate's new book has been leaked..

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Jon & Kate Spoofs

Jon and Kate just purchased a few new bunk beds. Jon wants to get it all over and done with. But Kate insists the boys must have their nap time.

Jon requests that the boys go down in the basement to play or nap. But Kate refuses and gets her way.

Coming Soon. Kate and Beth secret meeting during the Utah trip.

Love is in the mix - Turning Meals into Memories

A book cover of Kate's new book has been released. Look at Kate b4 the boob job, flat as a board.

Kate's new Book and movie deal? What was "I" thinking?

New Book:

> She looks a little "flat" in this old picture. hmmm

New Movie: