Sheeple of the Month - April : Kate Gosselin

4/25/10 - Updated response to a hater.... 

Wow.....  More evidence that proves Kate should no longer have primary custody of the kids and how much of a danger she is to herself and her 8 kids.

Here is a photo of Kate Gosselin, driving and studying for her 5th grade standardized test.   Looking at the photo, you can see that the car is just about warming up and she is ready to drive her 8 kids to the bus stop.

What a freaking moron.

And you won't believe some of the words on the lists.  Kate is what? 35 years old?  And she has no clue to what the definition "preteen" is?


Let's help Kate Gossein out since she is SO busy twittering all day.

1) Posterity -  Kate has it as "People not born yet.  Which is correct in a way.  The actual meaning is "all future generations".  
- Example:  All of Kate's posterity, will be leaving her once they turn 18.

2) Postpone - Kate has it as "Delay".  Which is correct.  Good job Kate. 
- Example:  In an attempt to postpone the cancellation of Kate Plus 8, Kate drives over to TLC headquarter to cry about how she was in bed-rest for 20 so weeks.

3) Postseason - The Postseason of Kate Plus 8 will have Kate Gosselin and kids traveling to Babymama house.  Where they then find out how her bedroom is filled with photos of the entire family including a life size protrait of Kate herself and BM holding hands.

4) Predict - Kate Gosselin predicts that she will be famous one day.  In order to fulfill her goal, she lied about having PCOS and tricked Jon into have "Just one more".

5) Prejudice - Kate Gosselin was prejudice over aunt Jodi receiving more fan mail than she.  And when it came to TLC compensating her family for using their home for the show, Kate Gosselin threw a temper tantrum.

6) Premature - Kate Gosselin's walking into the Emmy's with a tshirt saying "Best TV reality Series in the whole wide world" was premature.  As the show did not win any awards.   But maybe Kate should have won one for "Best mother pretending to be one on TV".

7) Preteen - Once her kids becomes a preteen, Kate will cry foul and dump the kids to Jon.  Then go on the Today show to tell the world how much of a great person she is giving the kids to Jon and allowing them to spend quality time together.  Kate will then adopt 6 Korean babies.  She will drive home with a new lists on the steering wheel.  The lists includes a new title for her new show she wants to do with TLC.
* Kate + Six Korean babies
* Kate + 6 minus 8 + Steve
* Kate pathetic excuse to remain relevant, so she adopts 6 Korean babies

8) Preview -  Seriously Kate?  You have no idea to what any of these words mean?  Is your vocabulary skill that "premature".   I hear that 8 highly trained ninja pee'd themselves laughing when they saw a preview of Kate Plus 8, and noticed your attempt to look Hollywood, walking around in an outfit that was totally wrong for the occasion.

9) Coexist - What's this?  Did the wind blow on her dictionary turning the pages back to "C".  Kate Gosselin's refusal to coexist with her ex-husband, family and friends, shows just how much of a cunt Kate Gosselin really is.

Sheeple of the Month - October (Mom of KT)

Update: 10/14/10 According to RadarOnline, this idiot is Kate's mom. LOL Sourcing "a friend close to "Charlene"... You mean KT? (Mom Of KT posts have since been deleted)..... Wonder why?

Didn't Kate's mother at the very beginning "disagreed with Kate and Jon" on putting t he kid s on TV? Now, all of a sudden, Charlene is attacking Jodi and Kevin for trying to get the kids off TV? Hmm
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Congrats to a poser on IW for winning this Month's Sheeple of the Month Award.
Mom of Katie? Or, Kate pretending to be mom? Could KT also mean Kidney Troubles? Because 'Katie' has been drinking?

Mom of KT (Katie) says:
YES! This IS Kate’s mom!! Sorry, couldn’t help myself–Just HAD to say that!

Sheeple of the Month (September) - Liz

Congratulation to Liz (a poster @ INF) for winning this month's Sheeple awards!  Once again, a sheeple claims to "know everything" and instead of using facts in any of their statements, they "google up" crap and proceed to use what they think are "facts" to back up their diluted and obviously incorrect claims.

It's not even funny anymore.  I mean, you can't make this shit up. Have any of the sheeple proven any of their claims?  Or, do they just grab the info on out their butts  make it up as they go along?

Here are a few examples of  Liz being a typical sheeple.  (Thinking they know it all, while being flat wrong at the same time).  There were probably hundreds of posts by her, but I will post the most obvious ones.

Liz
September 26, 2010, 10:38 pm

Oh by the way khaters even though it will tear through the very fabric of your hate blogs but there are even pictures pretty recent of Kate’s parents with the children too. I know you will not acknowledge the real truth but the fact is that Kate does have contact with her family and yes even the children have contact with Kate’s family.

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jj: Really? Is this for real?  A Sheeple claiming to know the truth?  I can't wait for the facts to show up.  This would prove everyone wrong. Maybe, just maybe a Sheeple, for the first time in a thousand years, can actually be right for once.  Waiting for the facts to come in while I post a clip of Kate saying otherwise.

 

jibberjabbers

September 27, 2010, 1:17 pm

Straight from the horses mouth. Kate and kids has NO relationship with her parents. There are ZERO recent pictures of Kate's parent with Gosselin kids. Sorry! There aren’t even photos of the kid with Jon’s mother. And we all know the kids do spend time with his mother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOO_jbPunyY&feature=player_embedded

 

Liz
September 27, 2010, 3:02 pm

JibberJabbers you want some truth? Here it is. Here is Kate’s parents with the kids.

http://www.google.com/images?q=Kenton+Kreider&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7GPCK_enUS361&prmd=ivo&source=lnms&tbs=isch:1&ei=lsqfTOySOZKasAO_ufDVAQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&ved=0CA4Q_AU

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jj:  That's Nana Joan. Moron....  I guess I got happy for nothing.  I thought she had solid proof that Kate and her parents got along, but once again, a Sheeple had it all wrong.  What a freaking idiot.   So according to Liz, Nana Joan is Kate's mother! Sheeple, wrong on Kate's parents, and wrong on everything else. What's new?

I guess it's back to creating a fake account and pretending to be Kate's mother. They will then go ahead and make more posts about how she and her daughter are best-est friends. Maybe "Kate's mom" will make a post here saying that this is in fact her.

Sheeple of the Month (July) - Bonnie Fuller

This month's prestigious Sheeple Awards is granted to Bonnie Fuller (she even photoshoped a picture of herself and Kate. Aww how cute!). This Sheeple proves that she's "full" of it. I'm not going to read her entire wish lists, but includes camping with 8 kids (pedo alert) and being one of Kate's kids (psycho alert).

She then claims that we should leave poor Kate alone because she isn't as bad as the other "mothers" out there. What a freaking tool. Kate is a good mother because Dina Lohan is bad? Nice logic there genius. So Jon Gosselin must be a great father because Michael Lohan is bad. She believes Kate is a good mother because of the free trips! Let me ask you Bonnie, do they look happy in those pictures?

She goes on to blab about how she wants to be one of Kate's kids! Newsflash Bonnie, you not adorable, you don't look Asian and there is only one of you. Kate will no way in hell have you as one of her own. She's only interested in MULTIPLES, not multiple personalities. And you're what? 45 years old? It's time for you to grow up. Update! Bonnie is 53 years old!

Camping with Kate and Sarah? You think Kate Gosselin, the "infamous" mother of ei8ht would allow a simple civilian such as yourself, to camp with her ei8ht "adorable" kids?

If I were the Gosselins, I would contact the local authorities asap and file a retraining order against Bonnie Fuller. A grown ass woman, wanting to "camp" with ei8ht kids. Sounds like someone needs to be in contact with Chris Hansen.

Maybe NBC can set something up to where Bonnie is contacted by "Mady". Mady will ask Bonnie if she wants to go "camping" with her and her 7 siblings in the backyard. When Bonnie shows up, Mady greets Bonnie and tells Bonnie that she is heading to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Then Chris Hansen appears and tells Bonnie to take a seat.

Bonnie Fuller. You are full of yourself. Thinking Kate would every adopt you as her own, or even allow you to go camping with her family. More evidences that Kate supporters are delusional.

Note: Can you count how many times Bonnie (full of herself) Fuller says "I" in her article?

Bonnie Says: I Want To Be One Of Kate Gosselin’s Kids!
Source

Stop, stop the bad mom attacks on poor Kate Gosselin.

There are far worse mothers in America, I can assure you than the infamous mom of eight.

Sheeple of the Month (June) - Kate Torgovnick

This month's award goes to a true Katie Irene Gosselin fan. Her support of Katie Irene is not only blind, but very simple. She will watch and support Katie Irene's show not because Katie is a role-model, entertaining or talented, but because they both share the same name! LOL

A sheeple posting why she will be watching Twisted Katie. I have nothing against the show, if the kids aren't filming in it, then good for Katie.

But I will just post my response to the 10 reasons why this sheeple will watch.  Just for the heck of it.

Source

10 Reasons We’ll Be Watching Kate Gosselin’s “Twist Of Kate”

1. Kate has the best name ever. Not that I’m biased.

- Sorry but her real name is Katie.  So she wants to watch the show because she thinks she has the same name as Katie Irene. Good one.  Birds of a feather right?  I bet she abuses her kids too and is probably divorced because she's has a thing for her BFF.  Is her BFF named Jamie too? Or was it Beth? 

What's another reason to watch? Oh she is from the same planet is I am from! She's a woman just like me? Really? She has fingernails just like me, I must watch this show then.

2. The concept of the show is a touch schmaltzy, but interesting. Kate takes a letter from a fan struggling through some challenge and visits them to essentially live their lives, meeting their family and doing their job. “She will be in that person’s shoes. And more often than not, it’s not going to be terribly comfortable for her,” says TLC chief Eileen O’Neill. [USA Today]

- LOL, sounds boring.  "She will be in that person's shoes"...  Right, for a few hours, she will pretend to be a hard working mother.  Instead of actually being a hard working mom in her OWN home where she has 4 nannies taking care of the home and the kids.  So, this proves that Katie hates to be around her kids.

Katie will take a letter from a fan and visits them? The same Katie that tossed out the letters she didn't deem to be "reasonable" in one of her special? So she will only visit fans that sent her a "you are so pretty" letter.

3. She wrote in a blog post today, “I look forward to being dropped into the lives of interesting and unique people and families. Kate on the back of a trash truck, anyone?” Is she really going to be a garbage collector for an episode? Need. To. See. [Us Weekly]

- Katie is trashy, so it'll be just like any other day.  Doing chores in a sundress (a camera must be present) and showing the world her silicone implants her kids paid for.

4. OK, fine, I want to see what her hair will look like. Will she keep the extensions or go back to her signature porcupine reverse-mullet?

- So Katie's hair style is a good reason to waste 30min to an hour of your time. LOL

5. We also know that in one episode, she will be a waitress at Finch’s Restaurant. She was spotted filming there in Raleigh, North Carolina, in December. Will she be able to deal with rude diners without sending them to time-out? [New Raleigh]

- We already saw this episode.  (Gymnastic and Baseball). Where Katie had to TOUCH every single food before it went to her kids.  I feel sorry for the customers, waiting for their food and being forced listen to Katie complain about how she was in bed-rest for so many days.

Hopefully, Katie washed her hands before handling the customer's food. Is she going to split their burgers 4-ways? Will she be touching every single food? Maybe she will serve the "quietest" person first. Will she have a favorite customer, most likely a (female) and give that person the biggest proportion?

6. It’ll be nice to see Kate get a break from caring for eight kids. Perhaps we’ll get to see her real personality rather than the on-edge mom?

- Katie has FOUR NANNIES.. Count em, FOUR.  She has NEVER spent any real quality time with her kids.  The kids aren't close to her.  They rarely ever smile at her and most likely are VERY afraid of her.   See her personality?  You mean, "angry, mean, narcissistic and fake"?  She also acts like a little 6 year old shrieking at every little thing.

You know what would be nicer? If Katie spent time with the kids with no help, doing something w/o the TLC cameras recording it. Oh but wait. No one will be able to see how much of a GOOD MOTHER she is, so what's the point? Remember when Katie went on her book tour and Jon was home with the kids with no help? Why does Katie need 4 nannies?

7. Perhaps during one of the 12 episodes airing this summer, Kate will meet a guy. How nice it would be to see her out on a date.

- Sorry but no man would ever want to date Katie.  Especially if they saw any of the old Jon and Kate episodes.

8. That said, we’re thankful she’s not the next “Bachelorette.” We’re glad she decided to go this route instead of straight to a dating show.

- Maybe that was canceled because it was discovered that no men were interested in dating Katie.  And she would also be one of the ugliest and probably the oldest woman ever to appear on the show.

9. It’ll be fun to guess which life she test-drives next. Here’s hoping that she gets to be a circus performer. Or maybe she could put her “Dancing with the Stars” skills to use, and visit a struggling exotic dancer?

- If that's your idea of fun, good for you!  Living your life through Katie are we? You really think Katie should go around and give "advice" to exotic dancers? I'm not sure if "just stand there and let your partner do all the work" is going to work out for these struggling exotic dancers.

10. Hey, it’s better than a show about Jon.

-  Oh good one!  She had to throw this in there.  Sorry but a show with just Kate will simply tank after a few weeks.  But maybe not.  The sheeple seem to have a blind support for Katie.  Even though they didn't bother to buy her new book, maybe they will continue to watch?

See also: Why the show will tank.

Sheeple of the Month (August) - LindaOriginal

Bump! Back to the top. The sheeple are claiming how some people are "bad advise" givers. Seems a bit hypocritical don't you think? Below is a classic example of an idiot giving stupid advise. It makes no sense whatsoever! Continue below to see how I broke down her "suggestions" with simple logic. You can clearly see how this moron is trying to sound like she knows what's she's talking about.


Congratulations to LindaOriginal for winning this Month's "Sheeple of the Month" Award.

Here we have a post by a typical sheeple giving Kate some wonderful advise on how to protect the family from the evil Paparazzi. NEWSFLASH Linda, the Paparazzi (Chris), are good friends with Jon and Kate. There is even a video of Kate talking to Chris and calling him by name. There is also a video of Jon (@ X17online) telling another pap, "If you see Chris, give him some".

Below is a post made by a sheeple with my simple and logical response. Logic is something these people can't seem to comprehend.

LindaOriginal said…

What I’d do if I were Kate:

1. Find a neutral location off property for the exchange , eg Police department parking lot.

jj: Yes because the paparazzi cameras do not work inside a police parking lot. The police lot have some type of force-field preventing any type of cameras from taking videos or pictures. And because the police would love all the attention they're getting when Kate and Jon drives into the lot to exchange the kids on private property. Here's an idea, how about she allows Jon to enter the property for the exchange? Oh wait, this would be too easy and makes perfect sense.  So lets not do it this way.

Lets rent a helicopter instead.  Two helicopters.  And they can do the exchange in midair, confusing the paps.  Once the exchange is done, one helicopter would fly to a police station and the other (loaded with the kids) would fly to Jon's apartment.  If the paps are still following, the helicopter would fire warning shots directly at the paps.

2. Install a second gate 50 feet inside the first one and screen the inner section with trees and shrubbery. Exchange takes place inside the gate but still limited access. Friends in FL had double gated system in FL for UPS deliveries – they had codes to get past first gate but not the second one so entry was limited.

jj: Yeah, why not just construct a Great Wall of China. To protect the Gosselin from the Mongolians. A friend of mine has a miniature great wall protecting his Bonsai tree. But the ants are able to climb over it. Darn! And do you know how ugly and ghetto the property would look with two gates? This is Kate Gosselin we're talking about. A narcissistic wench who is all about outward appearances.

3. Have a designated place to meet with an understanding that if paparazzi were there, calls would be made for proceeding on to police station with exchange to take place there, or to library, or wherever.

jj: Great idea! Because the paparazzi can't follow the family to the police station or library! When the Gosselins drive within 15 feet of said location, their vans & SUV somehow "vanishes" into thin air. Eluding the paparazzi and saving the family from the evil paps. Again, a better place to do the exchange would be inside the property.

4. A lot of trouble but I’d hire somebody to drive an empty van to a pickup point. Then I’d drive person car with kids – even to making multiple trips relaying them. There has to be some restricted area in Wernersville, be it courtyard hotel, parking, a neighboring farmers land, police, fire station, etc Hey! Fire Station. They have doors that close. Arrange to do the switch with doors closed and make a contribution to them or their benevolence fund.

jj: This make perfect sense. Because the paparazzi don't have eyes and can't see which vehicles the kids jump into when they are picked up from the bus stop or any location. When the kids hop into a "car", instead of the blue van, the paps are going to follow the van because it looks cooler. That makes perfect sense.

How about a fire-station? Yes. Lets use taxpayers money and public resource (again) to help Kate Gosselin. And when there is a huge fire going on somewhere in Wernersville, the Blue van and crowds of Paparaazi and sheeple is what a firetruck needs to block traffic. Brilliant idea there Linda.

LindaOriginal said…

There are solutions, just costly. Ok, here’s another. Buy an identical van. Have two vans leave, turning in opposite directions. Or have the vans swop inside a second gate; drop off van with kids, pick up empty van. Reverse the process the next visit.

jj:  Makes perfect sense, but I have another idea. How about we dig an underground tunnel leading from the Mansion to Jon's apartment. We can hire illegal immigrants to do the job for dirt cheap. And since we know a few sheeple who love Kate so much, I'm sure we can find a few to help out with the construction. This way, there is no way the paps can take photos or videos of the Kids. Only TLC cameras can.

As for the paps invading their privacy when they're shopping, this isn't a big deal since Kate does most of her shopping online. And only goes out shopping in public when TLC is there to film it. Sure there might be 1 pap taking photos but the kids won't even notice it because they will be surrounded by at least 5 TLC camera crews.

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I can't believe how brainwashed some people are. Kate does not hate the paparazzi. Maybe the kids do but Kate sure doesn't. You can find more pictures of Kate smiling at Chris than picture of Kate smiling with her kids.

And besides, they're not as bad as TLC cameras. The paps just take photos from a distance. "Documenting" an event under natural settings. Which is probably more of a "reality" than the Show (J&K and Kate Plus 8). Without the paps, how would you sheeple know what Kate is wearing and where to go to take your own paparazzi photos of the family? I mean, most of the comments you sheeple make is, "Kate is so pretty". Don't bite the hand that feeds you?