Congratulations to LindaOriginal for winning this Month's "Sheeple of the Month" Award.
Here we have a post by a typical sheeple giving Kate some wonderful advise on how to protect the family from the evil Paparazzi. NEWSFLASH Linda, the Paparazzi (Chris), are good friends with Jon and Kate. There is even a video of Kate talking to Chris and calling him by name. There is also a video of Jon (@ X17online) telling another pap, "If you see Chris, give him some".
Below is a post made by a sheeple with my simple and logical response. Logic is something these people can't seem to comprehend.
LindaOriginal said…
What I’d do if I were Kate:
1. Find a neutral location off property for the exchange , eg Police department parking lot.
jj: Yes because the paparazzi cameras do not work inside a police parking lot. The police lot have some type of force-field preventing any type of cameras from taking videos or pictures. And because the police would love all the attention they're getting when Kate and Jon drives into the lot to exchange the kids on private property. Here's an idea, how about she allows Jon to enter the property for the exchange? Oh wait, this would be too easy and makes perfect sense. So lets not do it this way.
Lets rent a helicopter instead. Two helicopters. And they can do the exchange in midair, confusing the paps. Once the exchange is done, one helicopter would fly to a police station and the other (loaded with the kids) would fly to Jon's apartment. If the paps are still following, the helicopter would fire warning shots directly at the paps.
Lets rent a helicopter instead. Two helicopters. And they can do the exchange in midair, confusing the paps. Once the exchange is done, one helicopter would fly to a police station and the other (loaded with the kids) would fly to Jon's apartment. If the paps are still following, the helicopter would fire warning shots directly at the paps.
2. Install a second gate 50 feet inside the first one and screen the inner section with trees and shrubbery. Exchange takes place inside the gate but still limited access. Friends in FL had double gated system in FL for UPS deliveries – they had codes to get past first gate but not the second one so entry was limited.
jj: Yeah, why not just construct a Great Wall of China. To protect the Gosselin from the Mongolians. A friend of mine has a miniature great wall protecting his Bonsai tree. But the ants are able to climb over it. Darn! And do you know how ugly and ghetto the property would look with two gates? This is Kate Gosselin we're talking about. A narcissistic wench who is all about outward appearances.
3. Have a designated place to meet with an understanding that if paparazzi were there, calls would be made for proceeding on to police station with exchange to take place there, or to library, or wherever.
jj: Great idea! Because the paparazzi can't follow the family to the police station or library! When the Gosselins drive within 15 feet of said location, their vans & SUV somehow "vanishes" into thin air. Eluding the paparazzi and saving the family from the evil paps. Again, a better place to do the exchange would be inside the property.
4. A lot of trouble but I’d hire somebody to drive an empty van to a pickup point. Then I’d drive person car with kids – even to making multiple trips relaying them. There has to be some restricted area in Wernersville, be it courtyard hotel, parking, a neighboring farmers land, police, fire station, etc Hey! Fire Station. They have doors that close. Arrange to do the switch with doors closed and make a contribution to them or their benevolence fund.
jj: This make perfect sense. Because the paparazzi don't have eyes and can't see which vehicles the kids jump into when they are picked up from the bus stop or any location. When the kids hop into a "car", instead of the blue van, the paps are going to follow the van because it looks cooler. That makes perfect sense.
How about a fire-station? Yes. Lets use taxpayers money and public resource (again) to help Kate Gosselin. And when there is a huge fire going on somewhere in Wernersville, the Blue van and crowds of Paparaazi and sheeple is what a firetruck needs to block traffic. Brilliant idea there Linda.
How about a fire-station? Yes. Lets use taxpayers money and public resource (again) to help Kate Gosselin. And when there is a huge fire going on somewhere in Wernersville, the Blue van and crowds of Paparaazi and sheeple is what a firetruck needs to block traffic. Brilliant idea there Linda.
LindaOriginal said…
There are solutions, just costly. Ok, here’s another. Buy an identical van. Have two vans leave, turning in opposite directions. Or have the vans swop inside a second gate; drop off van with kids, pick up empty van. Reverse the process the next visit.
jj: Makes perfect sense, but I have another idea. How about we dig an underground tunnel leading from the Mansion to Jon's apartment. We can hire illegal immigrants to do the job for dirt cheap. And since we know a few sheeple who love Kate so much, I'm sure we can find a few to help out with the construction. This way, there is no way the paps can take photos or videos of the Kids. Only TLC cameras can.
As for the paps invading their privacy when they're shopping, this isn't a big deal since Kate does most of her shopping online. And only goes out shopping in public when TLC is there to film it. Sure there might be 1 pap taking photos but the kids won't even notice it because they will be surrounded by at least 5 TLC camera crews.
I can't believe how brainwashed some people are. Kate does not hate the paparazzi. Maybe the kids do but Kate sure doesn't. You can find more pictures of Kate smiling at Chris than picture of Kate smiling with her kids.
And besides, they're not as bad as TLC cameras. The paps just take photos from a distance. "Documenting" an event under natural settings. Which is probably more of a "reality" than the Show (J&K and Kate Plus 8). Without the paps, how would you sheeple know what Kate is wearing and where to go to take your own paparazzi photos of the family? I mean, most of the comments you sheeple make is, "Kate is so pretty". Don't bite the hand that feeds you?
