Mission Accomplished? Revised Photo.

GWB was the biggest failure in the History of the United States. It took a Democrat to "finish" wink wink, the job. Even though Obama was dead in 2001.

Unsolved Mysteries... Solved?

The Missing Link, Explained....

He packed up and left!

For hundreds of years, Scientists were searching for evidences that "linked" man to ape. No evidence surfaced, until now. The reason why it went missing....

Man was sick and tired of hearing the same old bed rest story. He turned around and told it to stop following him. Where did it go? It was in bed rest for 30 billion years.

Cut & paste artwork

Cut & Paste, traced it in Illustrator, applied some brush work, put it together in Photoshop and done!

Prosperity Binder.

Prosperity Framed Digital Image

Here is the image of the original tree. I just flipped it and threw in a few leaves. Also converted the jpg file into a vector image, pasted the 2 doves and added the Chinese symbol for 'prosperity' and voila. It's that easy and you can do it too!

Sheeple Magazine Vol. 8 is out.

Sheeple Magazine Vol. 8

Jamie Cole Ayers likes to google herself. Maybe she'll find this cover interesting.

Did someone peed herself? Kate and Jamie sharing closets?

Did Kate pee on herself? LOL You can see the dress is stuck in her snatch.

Remember, TLC filming her kids on the potty and other 'accidents' wasn't embarrassing at all.

I am Happiness, I am Chaos?

You are?

We can but, Mommy and Daddy will have to get real jobs. Do you want that to happened? We won't have time to spend with you, and the camera crew will go way. Don't you miss the camera crew?

Kevin and Jodi? The ones who looked after you while Mommy and Daddy decided to go Hollywood? Jodi? The one who took care of you kids while Mommy and Daddy went out to play? Where did they go? They are bad people. You see, they want us to move into cardboard boxes and they're "jellus" cause our house is bigger.

No cameras? But you love cameras. Remember when mommy allowed TLC to install a night vision camera in your room to record you 24/7? Cameras were recording you ever since you were born. Why do you want them to go away? Cameras are our friends.

Jon's reply to Kate's Book?

Kate's Book: I just want you to know.
Jon's Book: I just want you to know... the Truth....

Bored? Fill in the blank.......

1) Jon! Comma getcha puppy..
2) This bitch is crazy...

Kate Gosselin is tatted!

Looks like she sold out to a few of her sponsors.

Steve doesn't look too happy

Happy Bday Kate.



Not sure why he's upset. How much does he get paid a week? He's banking at least 100k yearly just to carry around Kate's purse. That's not bad at all.

"Tony, it looks like you were pushing around a shopping Cart"

The kids said, "why mommy, you can't dance". And yes, it was proven just a few days ago that the kids were correct. Kate cannot dance. This doesn't make them "haters". They were just stating the obvious.

Kate agreed to this show. So the judges have every right to say what they feel. Just because YOU feel "sympathy" for this idiot, doesn't mean the judges have to. There's a reason why they are the judges, and you're the one stuck home with a dyke spike that been played out since 2001. If Kate didn't want to hear the truth, then she should go home. What do you expect, everyone to kiss up to you because you think you're entitled to it?

Kate moves like a shopping cart....

This is obviously false. A shopping cart has more grace than Kate Gosselin. Ever see shopping cart move across the parking lot and crashing into someone else's car? Kate can't even move that gracefully.

Maybe Kate can ride in a cart next time? She looks like she's having more fun when she sits on her ass anyways.

Sheeple Mag Vol 5

Sheeple Magazine volume 4 is out.....

Kate's head is too big for her body.

 

Something to Ponder

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Kate has been gone from her kids for weeks.

Do the kids miss her? Highly unlikely! Kate has stated that she never calls her kids when she's away. Even when shes gone fore weeks. And the kids don't really care. But, when Jon is away, the kids can't wait to get his phone call. Jon even ratted out Mady for "keeping him posted" on everything Kate says about him behind his back.

Dancing with the Shrew.

Dancing with the Stars fans, are you ready to look at this trying to dance?
Kate (not a star), will be on the show. Big deal. They have one joke in every season. And for this season, it's Kate G. Not sure why this is getting so much attention.

See also: Kate prevents Jon from seeing his kids on non-custody days while Kate is out and about.

Hailey's shot at fame?

Hailey Glassman, one of many mistakes Jon has made. WTH was he thinking? Another mistake, keeping his current lawyer, and taking pictures with random clubbers. Which created all these rumors floating around.

{photoshop does wonders, to bad the one working on Hailey for this mag were doing it with their eyes closed}

Hailey reveals the most intimate and embarrassing detail about her relationship with Jon in the next issue of Steppin' Out Magazine.

Sources close to Glassman tells JJ that friends and family are embarrassed and are telling Glassman to Step back in, shut the door and put some clothes on.

Again, WTH did Jon see in that? Look at Hailey's face. It's heavily airbrushed and even distorted in some areas. Looks a bit like Michael Jackson's jawline.

When did "dating" a reality dad get you a spot on a magazine cover? Is she "famous" for something? I'm guessing she's going to rehash her "Tweets" about Jon for this magazine.

Don't even bother reading this mag. Basically Hailey is saying Jon is bad and Kate is a MILF.

Well, Kate's new book is out.

About Love? Faith? Family? LOL!

What Love?
- Kate doesn't know what love is. She has never shown anyone any love or affection. Besides HERSELF.

What Faith?
- Wow! They went to church 3 times! And stopped going after the donations ended. She continued to do 'paid' "speaking engagement at churches".

What Family?
- She dumped them all under the bus. What family?
- Where are her own parents?
- Kevin, Jodi?
- Jon?

How dare she uses the words "Faith, Family and Love" to promote a scam.

Open Discussion - February

Kids are cold, but at least Kate has a little coat on.

Sheeple volume 2 is out....

Proof the Children needs a bodyguard!
Since every tabloids out there is pro Kate and anti Jon. This cover was created to "uncover" the other side the the story.

Click here for volume 1.

Eight Lil' Piles

Kate's new book has been leaked..

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Sheeple Magazine reveals J&K +8 to continue!

Update: 1/12/10

Kate hates her hair!
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After watching the Insider at the moment and they report that when Kate went home with her new hairstyle, the twins burst into laughter and Kate went crying to her bedroom. Apparently she hates it!!
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LOL! What a freaking joke. I bet the staffs were laughing their @$$ off while Kate was prancing around in this wig.

Notice the extensive "blurring and softing" of Kate's face and other areas. Those guy in the graphics department must have been working overtime.
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Kate told People that she's giving herself a fresh start by putting a not-so-fresh weave on top of her head, "I'm starting over. It's good to have hair again. I never thought I'd have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life. I'm rebuilding. There's no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals."
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How many times can this woman talk about HERself in one paragraph? This new do is just a pathetic attempt to get back into the spotlight. "You can't polish turd".

So, instead of starting off the new year by spending quality time with her kids, (maybe a trip to the Statue of Liberty) which was canceled because J&K+8 was put to a halt. Kate instead did what she always does. Spend 7k and 20/hrs on HERSELF. Not surprising. This is Kate we're talking about here. The same woman who complained that organic milk was expensive and the same moron that stated she was going to buy a new ring the same day she couldn't pay the bills. How much more can this tool make an @$$ of herself and still have sheeples all over worship the ground she shlts on. LOL

Wonder how the woman who chopped their hair in favor of the backward mullet feels now that Kate has a new do? I bet they feel stupid.