Open Discussion - March

Post anything Gosselin related here. Feel free to jibber jabber!

Looks like a tree trunk with a dress on.  Kate doesn't have a "female" figure.  Short legs, no hips. Hmmm.. What's the real reason Kate couldn't have kids?  Maybe Kate's real name is Nate Kreider?

Kate's Narcissitic Interview....

Kate was asked about Shannon Doherty and what was her relationship like with her. Instead of answering the question, Kate once again talks about herself. LOL

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"I wanted to do the show to put me around people who are also on TV." Kate Gosselin
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I thought she was doing this show for the kids? NOT to surround herself with people who are on TV...

Tony walks out on Kate Gosselin.

Tony's spirt has been broken. He looks like a different person after only 2-3 weeks with the shrew.

Kate contradicts herself once again. What happened to "killing it" or "proving your kids wrong"? She giving up already?

Kate Gosselin Wanted Her 'DWTS' Partner Fired

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Exclusive: Sources backstage at 'Dancing With the Stars' tell me the sparring between Kate Gosselin and partner Tony Dovolani that we saw last night is just the tip of the iceberg, and that things escalated so quickly that Kate insisted Tony get the boot from the show! However, from what I'm hearing, it's not Tony who's the problem. Inside 'DWTS' dish you won't get anywhere else, after the jump!

"Everyone involved in the show thinks Kate is impossible. We all feel very sorry that poor Tony got paired up with her. She talks to him as if he is her ninth child," sources tell me. "At one point things got so bad that Kate demanded that the shows producers fire Tony and get her a new partner. However, everyone would rather get rid of her than Tony, who is loved by all the staff."

Dr. Lillian Glass on Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin’s TOXIC Personality Comes Out On Dancing With the Stars as She Not Only Disrespects Her Teacher Tony Dovolani But the Other Contestants

LOL, VOTE FOR KATE GOSSELIN!

This has to be the most embarrassing performance on DWTS. One judge stated, "I liked how you bounced around when you didn't know what else to do".

The sheeple are going to have a hard time praising this routine. I hope she stays. DWTS needs a joke in the show just for a laughs.

Anyone else notice how Kate was PISSED when Nicole and Derek received two 10's from the judges?

No 35k cosmetic surgery here.

Just Jon and some touch-up work.

Yep...

Someone is happy to see their father.

 See how the kids are just attached to their father?  Unlike what you see with...

Some Stuff About Jon And Kate To Catch The Newbies Up With The Real Story...

Some Stuff About Jon And Kate To Catch The Newbies Up With The Real Story...

This Is ONE Of The Reasons WE "Hate" Kate...

Read full article here: Great Article for the newbies @ Pressi

Jon and Kate lived in their First house in Dauphin Avenue in Reading.
Jons Dad paid for it ALL. Jons dad also paid for the fertility treatments and gave them $30,000.00
cash in the bank.
After the sextuplets were born they had 200 volunteers and free nursing and free healthcare and free diapers and formula and many other products and thousands in free food and Cash Cards.

Then Jon and Kate started out going on CHURCH speaking tours about 3 years ago..
Theyd do a few a month.
They charged (dont quote me its been awhile) $4000.00 and LOVE OFFERINGS
Love offerings usually came to about $2000.00
Theyd tell a sad tale to the churches about having no money and having to search thru sofas for mortgage money and having to make do....(ALL while having their home paid for and $30,000.00 in the bank and everything free and paid for) and people would pass the plate and fill it up thinking this family of 10 had no money.
They usually drove themselves and paid for their own hotels. Plus they sold autographed pics
in the church foyer for $20 for biig or $10 for small CASH pics
A nice lil $8-9 K haul for an afternoon of work.

More and more viewers were catching on to the AMOUNT of speaking engagements Kate was
doing and NOT being at home being that SUPERMOM she purported to be.
The list of speaking engagements on their home site was ENORMOUS!

About 2 years ago when PR got involved Kates PR agent Julie May took the Calendar of Engagements
off their site and slowly CANCELLED many LOW paying engagements, saying "Kate Gosselin overbooked and needs to be home with her kids being a mom"

Steve doesn't look too happy

Happy Bday Kate.



Not sure why he's upset. How much does he get paid a week? He's banking at least 100k yearly just to carry around Kate's purse. That's not bad at all.

"Tony, it looks like you were pushing around a shopping Cart"

The kids said, "why mommy, you can't dance". And yes, it was proven just a few days ago that the kids were correct. Kate cannot dance. This doesn't make them "haters". They were just stating the obvious.

Kate agreed to this show. So the judges have every right to say what they feel. Just because YOU feel "sympathy" for this idiot, doesn't mean the judges have to. There's a reason why they are the judges, and you're the one stuck home with a dyke spike that been played out since 2001. If Kate didn't want to hear the truth, then she should go home. What do you expect, everyone to kiss up to you because you think you're entitled to it?

Kate moves like a shopping cart....

This is obviously false. A shopping cart has more grace than Kate Gosselin. Ever see shopping cart move across the parking lot and crashing into someone else's car? Kate can't even move that gracefully.

Maybe Kate can ride in a cart next time? She looks like she's having more fun when she sits on her ass anyways.

Sheeple Mag Vol 5

Exposed! Kate caught once again in another lie

Magazine Scan Credit: Preesi

Who has time for Plastic Surgery?  Apparently YOU DO Fake Gosselin.

Kate Gosselin's $35,000 extreme makeover

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For Kate Gosselin, getting ready for the March 22 debut of Dancing With the Stars entailed far more than perfecting her fancy footwork. In Touch can reveal that the former star of Jon & Kate Plus 8 may have secretly undergone multiple plastic surgery procedures with a top Beverly Hills surgeon in order to look her best for her return to prime time.

“Kate thinks Dancing With the Stars will put her on Hollywood’s A-list,” says an insider. “She feels she needs to look her best, so she gave herself a major makeover.” According to the insider, Kate had a ton of work done, including Botox injections, Restylane fillers and laser resurfacing, which can cost about $12,000, says Dr. Brian Bonanni, medical director of Gotham Skincare.

In addition, Kate seems to now have veneers, hair extensions and highlights, eyelash extensions and eyebrow shaping, as well as regular spray tans and professional makeup applications. Kate, 35, felt she had neglected her appearance while tending to her eight children and going through a divorce with Jon over the past year. “She went from hating the way she looked to loving her new appearance,” says the insider. 

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Hollywood? Or Hollywon't?

Just a nobody pretending to be a somebody. Is this no talent ready for Hollywood?
Zero talent, No personality, No charisma, Zero charm, Zero appeal and Zero social skills.

Kate has her hand on the goods.

Kate is copping a feel. (look at her left hand on someone's behind) Wasn't his wife there watching the two dance?

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Jon and Morgan no longer dating?

Rumor has it that the two are no longer a couple. If true, my advice to Jon Gosselin is to keep a low profile, get a job, a hobby or do something other than jumping into a new relationship. Focus on you and your kids.

Stop jumping into a new relationship so quick and just take it slow. If you really wanted to spend more times with your kids while Kate is away, then you take that to court. And not tell your "insider" about it so he/she can blab about it to a media outlet. That doesn't get you anywhere.

A sheeple gets owned.

LOL, I know I stated that I wouldn't make a post but this is just too funny. That "valley girl" was just way too annoying. And her blind support for Kate was just getting on everyone's nerves. Whoopi decides to put her in her place.
Thanks Anon.

The Dyke Spike

Remember when Kate claimed that everyone wanted "her" hair? Well, this hair is actually worn by a lot of lesbians and was popular back in 2000-2001. Kate didn't invent it.  She was just the 1st "straight??" woman to wear it.

Makes you wonder doesn't it?  Ever wonder why most of the Kate worshiper seem to mean to Jon?  A "man".  Even wishing death or harm on him?   Wonder why they want her to be "famous", and for her to live her life and give her all the excuses in the book. 

I'm also wondering what happened to those woman? How do feel they feel after imitating Kate's look and worshiping her every move, only to find out that she's now walking around with a 7k+ wig. If Kate can do it, so can you right?


Stuff Queer People Need to know:

OMG! Blog is reporting that, “Kate Gosselin recently said that her hairstylist is getting calls from women across the country who want to copy her look. Sorry to break it to you, but her backwards lady-mullet isn’t shear genius.”

While that maybe true, this style isn’t new. No, this look is what we queers call dyke spikes. In fact, one in every 10 lesbians has this hairstyle. Only fauxhawks and the Shane hairstyle are more common among the followers of Sappho. The only thing new here is that this look is on a pseudo-celebrity.

And why all of the fuss now? This look has been around for quite sometime, just not on most straight women.

But the funniest thing is that soccer moms across America are now clamoring for the look, the dyke spike look.

Going to a concert with mommy. How embarrassing.

Kate is back to her sense of style. Must be nice for the kids to have that walking around with them at an event with thousands of people. Kate also invited Tony and Steve. But failed to invite their wives and kids. Imagine Jon going to a concert with the kids with Hailey and Kate Major.

Kaydar claims that Kate was dressing more "conservative" these days. What they forget to mention was it was "winter". Spring is here and summer is coming. Won't be long til Kate walks around her front yard in her skanky bikini.

             

Also note:

WTH is wrong with Steve's hand? Something went horribly wrong when this picture was taken or edited. Steve and Tony are shaking hands yet, they both are looking in the wrong direction. Something just doesn't look right to me.

Edit: I'm guessing the branches has something to do with the weird outcome of the photos.

Symptoms of PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome)

Kate Gosselin: "I suffer from PCOS, wink wink."

Kate Gosselin claims that she suffers from PCOS. Which was the reasoning to why she needed to go through Fertility Treatment. (Kate Gosselin did IUI, IntraUterine Insemination. The most common drug used for IUI is Clomid.) Taking these fertility pills when you do not suffer from infertility increase you chances of having multiples. As a "nurse", Kate knew what she was getting herself into.

Now, what are the symptoms of PCOS?
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- After having Mady and Cara, Kate told her everyone that she wanted 4 more kids.

A Former Lover Speaks Out

Early Symptoms
* Few or no menstrual periods
* Heavy, irregular bleeding. About 30% of women with PCOS have this
* Hair loss from the scalp and hair growth (hirsutism) on the face, chest, back, stomach, thumbs, or toes. About 70% of women in the United States with PCOS complain of these hair problems caused by high androgen levels.
* Acne and oily skin, caused by high androgen levels.
* Depression or mood swings.

Gradual Symptoms
* Weight gain or upper body obesity
* Male-pattern baldness or thinning hair (alopecia).
* Repeat miscarriages. The cause for this is not known.
- Did Kate suffer from miscarriages? Or did the doctor give Kate the fertility drugs w/o having Jon & Kate try to conceive "naturally" for a few months?
* Inability to become pregnant (infertility).
- Did Kate try to get pregnant naturally for a period of time longer than 1 day?  Kate Gosselin, after having twins, went to the same doctor and asked to go through the fertility treatment again.   The doctor of course refused after discovering the scam Kate was running.  Kate then decided to go to a different doctor.
* Symptoms of too much insulin (hyperinsulinemia) and insulin resistance, which can include upper body weight gain and skin changes, such as skin tags or dark, velvety skin patches under the arm, on the neck, or in the groin and genital area.
* Breathing problems while sleeping
* Pain in the lower abdomen and pelvis
* High blood pressure may be more common in women with PCOS

The most common reasons that first bring women with PCOS to a doctor include:
* Menstrual problems.
* Male-type hair growth (hirsutism) on the face and body.
* Infertility.
* Weight gain or upper body obesity.

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Out of all the symptoms, which one did Kate have? Maybe one, maybe two?

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After having Twins Mady and Cara, Kate wanted to have 4 more kids.

A former Lover Speaks out
Kate was always chasing money.

Kate Gosselin was also obsessed with a previous family who received fame and some fortune because of their multiple births.

Kate Supporters, sick in the mind? Yep..

These are the type of idiots that 'support' Kate. Not sure what the joke is? Her kids? or her fake boobs? And this was posted in a public forum. Imagine what they are really thinking when in private.

Also notice why she supports Kate. (because Kate has nice shoes, she's thin, etc etc.) Nothing about being a good mom. It's all about physical appearance and other narcissistic values. And the truth is, KATE ISN'T PRETTY. Take a look at the blue bathing suit picture in the post below.

Or, take your eyes on this. Again, delusional is the word.

But hey, if she can't look like a good mother, then by all means, buy expensive shoes to cover it up. "I'm not a good mother, so lets talk about my cool shoes".

Ever see Mady smile like this with Kate?

No words needed.

Oh wait, Mady did smile this one time. As Kate "tried" to hug her.
Kate: Let me get a hug for the cameras.
Mady: Haha

Kate Gosselin Is "Standoffish," DWTS' Mark Ballas Says

And jibberjabbers says Kate's eye surgery went bad. She should ask for a refund. Anyways, Kate once again lies to the public. Everyone who watches the show or read anything about Kate already knows that Kate thinks she's better than everyone.

From her Diva like behavior at the stars and stripe event. (Showing up late, telling a mother who drove 5 hours to pick her up in WA to f-off. She wanted to be picked up in a limo, not a SUV, to hogging a restroom at the charity event, and showing up late, etc. etc).

How many times have you seen Jon show up in a limo?

A mother of 8, in a limo? At the same time says she needs to "earn" money to provide for her kids. Maybe she should stop wasting money on those limo rides. Clearly Kate is trying a little too hard to pretend she's a celebrity.


Was Kate's eyes always this wonky?

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Kate Gosselin may be able to laugh off rumors of her diva behavior on the set of Dancing With the Stars -- but her new colleagues aren't so sure.

"I'm not the type of person to judge..." dancer Mark Ballas told UsMagazine.com of Gosselin at Wednesday's Drai's Hollywood grand opening event in West Hollywood. "And I'm not going to be like 'I don't like [Kate]..."
"I don't really know her, but when I met her she wasn't kind of like, 'hello' or anything. I say 'hey,' and she was like 'oh hey.' I was like, 'Okay!'"

Ballas added, "She has a great partner, Tony [Dovolani] who is a dear friend of mine, so I'm sure he will whip her into shape. Whatever you can get out of that!"

During her Wednesday appearance on The View, Gosselin poo-poo'd the New York Post's report that she "sets herself apart" from other DWTS contenders and "wants to be queen bee." "I'm 3,000 miles away! I was out [L.A.] once for five days and met everyone and had a great time."

LOL, Kate got "jellus" on The View when the topic turned to Jon.

When the other hosts of The View asked more than 1 question about Jon, Kate was furious and refused to answer any questions regarding Jon and his role as a father.  She started searching for answers and indirectly made a couple of sly remarks/suggestions to "downplay" Jon's role as a father to his 8 kids.

When the second or third question was asked about Jon, Kate insisted they talk about her and DTWS.
And why the hell does she need to indicate that the cameras are turned off before the kids go down to the basement to "dance" or see Kate practice her moves?  Like it was her idea to get the cameras out of the kids face in the first place. 

"Hello!  It's about me. Talk about me, pay attention to me".  All this from a 3 minute clip.  Imagine what we can see if we were watching the entire show.

Not really sure how she performed as a host but from reading some of the reviews, Kate Gosselin was clueless when the Topic at hand was anything other than Kate Gosselin.  

Kate has no idea how to discuss any other topic that isn't about her.  Her focus as a "host" should be about the people she is interviewing.   For a host to talk about herself 99.9% of the time doesn't really make her a "host".   She's more of a gag for ABC. 

The many faces of Kate Gosselin

Remember when Kate use to look like her mom?

Is Kate Gosselin trying really really hard NOT to look like her mother?  Is Kate a below average looking woman trying to be pretty or someone she isn't?

Is she trying to "stick it" to her parents? "I don't need your help, I'm Kate Gosselin, the world's most famous mother". And My house I bigger than yours.   Below is a pic of Kate's mother and a collage of Kate Gosseln throughout the years, month and even weeks.

Staged Photo-op with the kids Timeline

1:30pm

Kate: Hey kids.  We're having a good o' time aren't we. Yay!  Don't forget to smile!
Joel: This soo fun lady!
Leah: Weeee!

1:31pm

Kate: That's right kids, face the cameraman and smile. Good job!

1:34pm

Kate: Okay Leah don't be afraid, I'm going to pretend like we're goofing off okay.
Leah: Huh? What you doing lady?
Aiden: Is it my turn yet?


1:35pm
Kate: Okay, I'm tired. This is soo boring. How long was that 400 millions hours? I am pooped. I need to go to the tanning Salon. Today was a very long day. This is hard work being a mom.  Can't wait to talk about it on the View.
Aiden: What? Done already? I didn't get to ride.

1:36pm

Hannah:: Awww. I want to have fun too mommy..
Kate: Sorry Hannah, but you make me look bad by running to Jon and always hugging him. You never do that when I'm around. So you get to do nothing. Remember that when I come back. I want you to run to me and smile.
Nanny: Okay, so when you leave, you want me to do all work while you go to the spa, and you also want me to go on Kaydar to post positive comments about you?
Kate: Yes, of course. What planet are you from. Go get my laundry, I'm Kate Gosselin, don't you know who I am?

1:40pm

Kate:: Well I'm off to the tanning Salon, buh bye now.
Joel: Going already lady?
Kate: Well, I' getting a tan Joel, and I doing it just for you.
Nanny: Joel, go grab my laptop, I have to make a comment on GWOP that includes a lists of what people shouldn't tell Kate do.
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A total of 6 minutes with her kids before she ran off the the Tanning Salon. What's that a world record for the best-est mom in the world. LOL Well, at least Kate is trying to spend time with them. We all know she's too busy traveling and doing other things "for them". Remember, when she's on TV and people are stroking her ego, she will be thinking about her kids and how this is all for them.

Once again, I have no problem with Kate being on TV, or whoring herself out. Just don't lie about it. It's obviously not for her kids. It's to stroke her own ego. Why lie about it? Everyone already knows what your intentions are. Just don't say you're doing it for the kids, maybe you'll earn more respect that way.

New Nannies? Sources say kids prefer to be with Jon

How many freaking nannies does the wonder mother of 8 kids need? What happened to that Asian nanny? Did Kate kicked her out? How many nannies does Kate go thru in a month?
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So who’s the new nanny? “She’s a young local girl,” says our source. “She was out sledding with the kids during the snowstorm.” Our source also tells us that the kids prefer being around Jon. “The kids love it when he’s around. They really like being with their dad.”

Kate is happy when she's away from her kids. (collection pics)

Originally posted on March 13.

Can anyone find pics of Kate actually smiling with the kids?
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*** Update *** Yes, kaydaronline has found a pic. It only took about 5 years to get it. But, they needed to take some acting lessons, some staging and a lot of candies for the kids. But we have finally found a pic of Kate and the kids smiling at the same time.

After Kate "pretends" to be a mom for 1 day, she will head back to doing what she does best. Spending time away from her kids, but telling the world that's she's doing it for her kids. Nice try Kate, but 1 staged photo-op isn't going to help your cause.

Now, onto the next question: Can anyone find a pic of the kids running to Kate to give her a hug?
It's going to be hard to stage this one. LOL
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Click below for photos of Kate as happy as can be when she's away from her kids.

Kate once again shows her true side.

I wonder if ABC is trying cash in on the Kate "drama".
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Kate Gosselin's attitude roils 'Dancing'

Kate Gosselin is being a "total diva" on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members, sources tell Page Six. The recently divorced mom of eight has been rehearsing for the ABC show, which starts its new season March 22. Her icy behavior also persuaded Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of talks about being on the show because he didn't want to work alongside Gosselin.

A "DWTS" source said, "Kate doesn't want anything to do with other contestants . . . While there's a lot of camaraderie among the crew and other stars including Pamela Anderson, Kate has set herself apart . . . She wants to be queen bee." Gosselin's rep didn't get back to us. A show source said, "She's been rehearsing in Pennsylvania to be near her kids. For the short time she was in LA, she and the cast got along great."

Johnny Weir Has Harsh Words For Kate Gosselin

And I'm pretty certain that he isn't "jellus" of Kate's success. Weir claims that Kate was late for the charity event and acted like a little snob.

After throwing a temper-tantrum after discovering Pam was offered more $$$ doing the show, what will Kate complain about next? I bet Kate will go to the Olympic Committee and demand that she gets a gold medal for having 8 kids and being the bestest mom in the whole wide world.
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Johnny Weir hates Kate Gosselin.
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"My cousins' house backs up to the house Jon and Kate lived in," Weir, 25, told us at Elton John and David Furnish's AIDS Foundation benefit.

Weir spent his younger years in Quarrysville, a small Pennsylvania town about 50 miles from his family and Gosselin's neighborhood in Wyomissing. "It's a very small and quiet area," the Olympian explained. "Everyone's like, 'What are paparazzi doing in the middle of Amish country?' It was really annoying for everybody."

Weir has met the world's most famous mother of eight and he is not rooting for her on Dancing With the Stars. "She was a terror," he hissed. "She was rude to everyone at this charity show, and showed up very late. She's not a film star. She's not a singer. And it's not really acceptable in those cases either, to be a nasty person." (FYI: Weir has thrown his support behind moon man astronaut Buzz Aldrin.)

In other words, don't expect to find Weir stopping by the Gosselin household when he visits his cousins. "The only thing I want to be on right now is Real Housewives of Atlanta," he said. "I want to be on the third season and be friends with Nene Leakes so badly."

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Rejected! No talent, attention seeking, lying idiot will not be on Judge Judy

Hailey desperate for attention, decides to takes things to the next level. Missing the attention she received while dating Jon, she is trying everything she can to remain relevant and extend her 15 minutes of shame. From posting home videos she stole from Jon during the apartment break-in, to posting a bunch of lies in her tweets. (Using "google image of a particular tiny body part).

Her next lame attempt was to take Jon to Court TV and appear on Judge Judy. Not sure why she couldn't take it to small claims court w/o having it be aired on TV. Judge Judy wants nothing to do with her case and Hailey has since applied for Biggest Loser.

Hailey's next stunt? Making a false police report claiming Jon pushed her.

Exposed! It is not about the kids.

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1) Kate wants to be a movie star.  
- Didn't she make the claim that she was to be a mother first?
2) Kate didn't listen to Mady or Cara
- Because she's doing it for the kids.

3) Kate insisted on making more money then Pamela
- A narcissist always feels entitled to everything and that the world owes her

 

1) Kate is consumed by wanting to be a celebrity.
- No kidding.  She doesn't want to be a mother.

2) Cara and Mady seem depressed.
- Who cares a bout Mady and Cara.  Kate is doing the show for the kids.  Why doesn't Mady and Cara grow up and stop hating on Kate.

1) Kate turned the kids playroom into a dance studio.  And the kids must STAY AWAY from the dance studio.

- Again, she's doing it for the kids.   What kids is she talking about?  Her fake breasts? Those kids?

2) Tony will be moving in to stay at the Mansion.  

- Again for the kids...   How do the kids feel about this?  Who cares.  Kate is happy, that's the most important thing of all.

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