Not that this is "NEWS", as we already know Kate has no talent whatsoever, but we have decided to rehash old news because we have nothing else to talk about. And because we are on TLC's/Kate's payroll.
A failed Cheerleader in HS, unable to have kids naturally as an adult, never having any real friends in life, Kate decides to ditch her kids and relive her 20's. But this time, she's using her children to seek fame and hoping one day to be on the red carpet. This pathetic shrew of a mother really thinks she can dance and that people actually "like" her.
Failing to realize she has no talent, her partner Tony hired an acting coach to help Kate be "herself". Realizing that she does suck and doesn't have a choice but to suck. She gets on her knees and tells the producers that she is willing to suck some more.
Currently, no one is accepting Kate's offer. The cast and crew members are totally disgusted by Kate Gosselin and can't want to see her leave. Everyone is sick and tired of Kate Gosselin sucking.