- Quit on us and see what happens
Threats, Lawsuits & Claims
- Brought to you by All State, "you're in good hands".
The Lamest Commercials
- Product placements while filming your kids potty
The Lucifer Cult
- Once you sign up, we own you for life
Thieves Looting Children
- And we're proud of it
Tough Luck Chumps
- We didn't force you to do this
Temporary Labor Camp
- Now accepting Kids!
Trashy Lifestyle Change
- Hooker boots and Boobs Jobs, on us!
Totally Losing Control
- Bad Marriage? Call us and we'll film it
The Lazy Couple
- Why work when you have 8 kids?
The Lying Channel
- It's the most "realest" of all Reality
Trampy Leather Coat
- Because I'm Famous
The Language Clashers
- Adding "ish" and "ums" because we're smartish.
The Liaison Club
- Our Bodyguard do more than carry purses, just ask
The Lineage Contention
- Goading family battles for ratings
The Lies Contradictions
- Because we don't refer to our lives in Seasons. Unless you have a raccoon on your head.