SUPPORT KATE AND HER RUN FOR STATE GOVERNOR OF PA! Kate is driven, honest and knows what she wants. With Kate as Governor of PA, I have no doubt in my mind that PA will be the State everyone will be talking about and maybe moving out of.
* Driven * Motivated * Strong * Honest * A Leader * Highly Organize *
Mission Statement:1. To assist in the election of Kate Gosselin as State Governor of PA and the reelection of the wonderful people running the State's Labor Department.
2. To utilize the lack of talent, lack of knowledge, social skills, and the lack of creativity of Kate Gosselin to ineffectively debate and shape public policy on issues affecting Kate Plus Ei8ht, Children's Rights, the people of PA; and
3. To enable Kate Gosselin to express, develop and promote the philosophy of exploiting your own children at the state and local levels nationwide.
Why Kate Gosselin?1. Relatable: Kate Gosselin is relatable to you and I. Just an ordinary mother of 8 wonderful children, whom shops at Target and cooks for her 8 wonderful children.
2. Experience. With her experience of being a hard-working full-time mother, Kate Gosselin is able to understand what it is to be a resident of PA. She will speak and represent the needs of the average people of PA.
3. Honesty. Kate Gosselin does not pull any strings. She never lies, always honest and never cheats. She is very spiritual and has donated her time to help charitable organizations throughout the States.
4. Against Tax Increase. Kate Gosselin believes that money earned should be money kept. For the past 6 years, Kate has been earning money under the table, accepting only cash "donations" to cheat the system. Kate knows how the system works. As Governor, she will make the system work for you.
5. For Child Labor. What's the point of having kids if you can't profit off them? Kate understands that laziness is not a choice, but a form of disability. She experienced the hardship of working and how boring work can be. As Governor, she will support laws, legislation, and state bills that protect lazy parents from tree huggers, child advocates and cry babies jealous of your success.
6. She listens. As a spokeswoman for J&K and Kate Plus Ei8ht, Kate has over 3 years experience in listening to earpieces. She is able to repeat every line fed to her through an earpiece, just like an experienced politician.
Never Under Estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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